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Joke of the Day
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz... They all gave it one star."
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"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""
"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"
"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."
"''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!"
"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"
"Me: Whatcha doin? 12yo: Catching up on Walking Dead. Me: Did Hershel die yet? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Guess not."
"Just thought of the best senior quote "" "" -Taylor Swift"
"Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates? She was looking for Alderaan men."