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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates? She was looking for Alderaan men."

"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"

"What is ""Mary"" short for? She has no legs!"

"My car horn hasn't worked for a long time. Today, a Boy Scout fixed it and all he said was, ""Beep repaired!"""

"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"

"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."

"The NSA is coming to town You better not call, You better not Skype, You better not type and I'm telling you why, The NSA is coming to town"

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."

"A guy called out over the radio that someone spilled chips at work... Turns out they were Flooritos."

"How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos. I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry."