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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli."

"Why didn't the lesbian cross the road? She didn't have the balls to do it"

"What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose? Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works."

"What do you call a female police officer with short pubes? CuntStubble"

"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python."

"This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene."

"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""

"I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand.. It will be called Froyo Information."