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Joke of the Day
"Idea: a hat store called ""ALL CAPS"" where the salespeople yell at you the entire time."
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"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."
"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."
"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."
"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."
"the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here"
"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."
"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."