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Joke of the Day

"I recently threw my dog into the Thames and he didn't sink He always was a good buoy."

"What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation? Paradice..."

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""

"Do click bait titles actually work? Yeah, apparently Full credit to theodd1sout comic for this"

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."

"I think it's about time we stopped accepting Quasimodo and demanded 100% modo."

"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."

"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."