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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."
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"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."
"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"
"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with? An alarm, you pervert!"
"I want a job as a mirror cleaner... It's something I can see myself doing."
"Apparently 1 in 7 people in the world are Chinese. That means it's either me, my mum, dad, brother Steve, brother Craig, sister hanna, or brother huangxi. I suspect Craig."