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Joke of the Day
"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."
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"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"What was the border patrol agent's greatest regret? The Juan that got away."
"Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"
"TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma! Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes."
"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"
"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"
"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."