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Joke of the Day

"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"

"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."

"If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu."

"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."

"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."

"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""

"I wish I was a Farmer So I could be outstanding in my field."

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself. Except you. You get under me."