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Joke of the Day

"Alright MythBusters, it's time to step it up. You're busting viral videos now? Next you're gonna tell me Toy Story 3 was bullshit."

"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."

"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"

"""The past tense of LOL is not LOL'd, it's L'dOL."" - How I like to end a date with 18-25 year old girls."

"I'm thinking of something really stupid to tweet -all of us all the time"

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"

"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""

"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."

"Urgent!!!! hey! I'm sending this message via internet explorer so it might be slow... but quick! There is a plane heading for the twin towers! call somebody before it is too"