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Joke of the Day

"Urgent!!!! hey! I'm sending this message via internet explorer so it might be slow... but quick! There is a plane heading for the twin towers! call somebody before it is too"

"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""

"some people call me strange but you can call me any time ( )"

"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."

"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."

"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"

"What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep."

"My favorite thing about famous people is that they can be ""brave"" and ""daring"" by just leaving the house in stupid looking clothes."

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"When someone asks me, ""Is this seat saved?"" I like to say ""No, but we're still praying for it"" and I laugh because chairs are like, dead."