210755
Joke of the Day
"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."
Next Joke
"Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another."
"My wife is so moody at Christmas, I blame the festive period."
"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."
"So this girl makes her own hummus. We're in different tax brackets I'm guessing."
"I hate it when people think I'm dumb. I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela."
"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."
"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."
"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."
"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."