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Joke of the Day

"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"

"A boy asks his father, ""Where's the big storm going?"" The father replies, ""Miami."" The son says, ""Is your Ami going to be ok?"""

"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction We're trying to get our membership up"

"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."

"I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino."

"My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got."

"I tried to make my password beefstew But it wasn't stroganoff"

"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."