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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."

"Who is Nickelback's biggest fan? Helen Keller."

"I've decided to shave off my eyebrows and draw them in. It's pretty cool, except when I have to redraw them to show somebody I'm angry."

"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."

"Dads: what times your flight? Sons: 4pm Dads: id get there at 8am"

"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."

"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."

"My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her. Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm whale' was not an appropriate answer."

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping"

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."