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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to tell you a joke about paper... but it's tearable."

"What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership? ""Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"""

"The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"

"I pulled the trigger on myself... now I'm triggered."

"What did one quantum frog say to the other? Quibit."

"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."

"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."

"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."

"An alligator decided to have unprotected sex... Now he has Gatorades."