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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."
Next Joke
"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
"I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job"
"When I can't think if a joke I just masturbate and it cums to me"
"Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot."
"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."
"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."
"What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?"
"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."