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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves this will be no ordinary breeze"

"Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......"

"*cop approaches me* ""have u seen this girl?"" *holds up photo* ""yeah I've seen her, NAKED"" *hi-5* ""haha but seriously shes in my trunk"""

"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"

"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."

"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"

"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"