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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."
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"""Daddy?"" ""Yes?"" ""What are you doing?"" ""Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."""
"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""
"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."
"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar... Bartender says ""what can I get you?"" dog replies ""nothing.... I'm just looking for the man who shot my paw"""
"A married's man prayer Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you."
"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"
"What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA."
"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"
"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""