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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater."

"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"

"He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit."

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? BOOBIES XD"

"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"

"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."

"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"

"Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list."