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Joke of the Day
"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""
Next Joke
"My daughter just said ""I goed potty in the fish bowl"". She is a 27 year old investment banker. Why did she goed potty there?"
"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."
"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."
"I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes."
"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"
"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."
"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."
"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."
"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"