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Joke of the Day
"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""
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"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."
"What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest? ""I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."""
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."
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"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"