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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."

"Guess what? You didn't guess what."

"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"

"What is the difference between joghurt and America? If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"A survey recently revealed that 50% of people shit in the shower, do you know what the other 50% do? I didn't think so you filthy twat!"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's a big word for a 7 year old"

"The last time people got so upset over a cup.. It involved two girls."

"Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture"

"I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard."