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Joke of the Day

"What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest? ""I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."""

"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."

"When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months."

"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"

"How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus."

"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."

"Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer? to get to the other side."

"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."

"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."

"What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!"