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Joke of the Day

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"

"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."

"Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)"

"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."

"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."

"What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet? The toilet only has to take shit from one asshole at a time. . ."

"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."

"Knock knock Who's there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf the other reindeer."

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy"