11156

Joke of the Day

"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"

"Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!"

"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."

"A study has shown that 40% of men over 40 suffer erectile dysfunction. Looking at 40% of women over 40, I'm not surprised."

"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."

"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"

"I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies...."

"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."

"You're not a REAL American until you're at least 30 lbs overweight."