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Joke of the Day
"What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game."
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"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"
"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."
"Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer? Sure was a turnip for the books"
"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"
"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."
"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."
"I just bought a new Thesaurus... it's quite good, but to be honest it's nothing to write residence about"
"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."
"Average people are mean ."