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Joke of the Day
"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."
Next Joke
"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"
"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""
"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"
"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."
"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"
"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."
"My wife's name is Elle but I call her ""L"" for short, because I don't have all day."
"Looking to sell me theremin. Haven't touched it in years."