202119

Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here!!"" Mushroom says ""why not?!? I'm a fungi!"""

"Why is there a sudden influx of vacuum jokes? They really suck"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"

"5 and I are playing ""guess the number I'm thinking of"" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!"

"whats the difference between Congress and a condom? You can only fit one dick in a condom."

"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."

"I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives."

"Sometimes I put a ""for sale"" sign in my neighbor's yard and pray the power of suggestion works."

"if I get married all my bridesmaids are going to be bats"

"Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel? He said ""I wanna two sheet onna the bed""."