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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"
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"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"
"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"
"You know how some parents get mad and say your whole name? Dad : ""You are in big trouble mister. Come down here.. .......... I said COME DOWN HERE.. JIMMY GO DEEPER"" Jimmy: ""I'm trying Dad!"""
"Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them."
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"
"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that's weird."
"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"
"I was touched by Jesus once Worst field trip to a Mexican prison ever"