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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one."

"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."

"Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out...."

"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"

"For me sex is like a game Single player"

"Why are people in Athens so fat ? Coz they have lot of greece in their food ."

"K Wow! Congratulations! With that 0.1 seconds of your life you saved are you gonna go to Mauritius or Hawaii?"

"I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."

"What does Tony Romo and a porn star have in common? They both know how to choke."