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Joke of the Day
"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"
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"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Why did Adolph Hitler become embarrassed in a Jewish synagogue? He had bad gas."
"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."
"What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!"
"Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case."
"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."
"My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.. Apparently ""Heating your dinner"" was the wrong answer"
"[blind date] Her: I'm a Capricorn, which probably tells you way too much about m.. Me: *covers ears with bread rolls*"
"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"