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Joke of the Day
"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."
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"This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister"
"Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me ""Prince S"" King: Haha yeah that never gets old"
"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""
"Which year is the most popular? 1969"
"Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate. She probably gives better head than Kasich."
"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad , I had to take his bike away"
"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"
"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."