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Joke of the Day
"2016's been bad! But today is definitely the darkest!"
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"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."
"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
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"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria."
"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."
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"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."
"Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally? He was just two tired."