175884
Joke of the Day
"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."
Next Joke
"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."
"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."
"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"
"My new years resolution is 1200x800"
"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"
"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."
"looks like our killer left his calling card. 5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted"