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Joke of the Day

"Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*"

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"

"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."

"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"

"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."

"A man comes home to his wife with a big bunch of flowers... ""I suppose I'll have to keep my legs open for the next few days!"" The wife says. The husband replies, ""Why? Don't you have any vases?"""

"Hey people who say 'I want my funeral to be like this': what are you going to do about it if they don't do it like that?"

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"They say that 1 out of 3 people has cheated on their relationship I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend."