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Joke of the Day

"They say that 1 out of 3 people has cheated on their relationship I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend."

"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."

"I'm going to name my son Glove Being handy will come to him naturally"

"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"

"Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned"

"You haven't texted me since you went to bed. Are we ok?"

"How much does a truck made of light weigh? Photons"

"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"

"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."

"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."