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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
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"No I LITERALLY want to butter your hot cherry muffin. A euphe-what? Listen to Miss Community College over there."
"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's"""
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"
"The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."
"My girlfriend from 65 years ago passed away.... Surprising because she was never one to go down first"