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Joke of the Day

"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"

"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"

"Texting for beginners: STFU = Shut the fuck up. LOL = Shut the fuck up. LMAO = Shut the fuck up. ROFL = Shut the fuck up."

"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."

"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"

"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."

"I'm not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is the pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?"

"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""

"[me on phone with mechanic] Car won't start. I think it's the battery. Or power steering. Could be a fuse. Wheels, probably wheels. Engine."

"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."