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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
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"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."
"Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever."
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."
"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."
"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."
"How do you disappoint a redditor?"
"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"
"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"