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Joke of the Day
"An identity thief... takes things personally"
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"Nobody thinks my march madness bracket will win I just can't see why people would dismiss a team that beat professional organizations last year. I say Golden State all the way."
"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"
"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"*Skynet becomes self aware* *Starts a blog*"
"My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it's just not going to happen"
"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."
"I get it short people, I get it. Oooops sorry typo, I'll get it short people, I'll get it."