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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you believe what an atom tells you? Because they make up everything!"
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"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"
"You know what they say, when you go darkskin... they steal your car."
"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."
"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"
"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"
"How to get out of a bad date. 1. Pull fake baby out of your bag. 2. Tell your date to help pick a name. 3. Start taking family photos."
"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""