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Joke of the Day
"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"
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"""Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died"" ~ Really personal trainer"
"Whats worse than Bad command or File name? Windows update message asking you to restart your computer"
"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"
"99 Camera walk into a Bar... The Bartender says ""GET OUT!! We do not serve cameras in here now get out!"" The Cameras say ""All we wanted to do was to take a shot."""
"When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls? ...When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either."
"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets! He was arrested for attempted murder."