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Joke of the Day
"A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets! He was arrested for attempted murder."
Next Joke
"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."
"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."
"What happens if a politician takes a Viagra? He gets taller"
"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."
"I am not well... ... neither am I a river!"
"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"
"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"
"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."
"Me: Where's your maternity section? Her: Over there. How far along is she? Me: Her? I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her..."