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Joke of the Day

"""Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died"" ~ Really personal trainer"

"What do you call a penis with bad logic? A phallusy."

"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."

"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."

"Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!"

"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."

"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"

"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"Two rednecks are pissing off a bridge One says to the other ""Damn, that waters cold""! The other one says ""Yeah, deep too""!"