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Joke of the Day
"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"
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"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."
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"Half-Life 3's release date."
"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it."
"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"
"Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? He didn't want to get hearing aids."