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Joke of the Day
"Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers"
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"402 year old woman pulled out of Nepal earthquake rubble survives for 100 years without food or water Fucking one upping bullshit headlines."
"What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"My father used to put snowballs in the blender and make great slushies Snowballs was a great cat"
"Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan"
"My college bar had a ""Blow your GPA"" drink special night until all the Asian students died..."
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."
"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"
"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"
"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."