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Joke of the Day
"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."
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"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"
"Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand..."
"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."
"Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their schlitz."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"
"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."