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Joke of the Day

"How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100? On their fingers"

"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."

"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."

"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"

"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."

"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"Nothing makes you look like an alcoholic more than not knowing how you got a cut on your face."

"Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind."