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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."

"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"

"Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve Republicans here."" The Republicans say ""That's OK...We don't serve you either."

"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"

"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."

"What's the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is..."

"I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner"

"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"

"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""

"So, I fell and broke my Matchbox Twenty CD . . . Tomorrow, I have an appointment with the RobThomatrist."