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Joke of the Day
"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"
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"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."
"What's good on pizza, but not on pussy? crust."
"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""
"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."
"Why are jewish potion makers all male? He brew"
"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."
"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking... and this [copilot starts sick beatbox] is your captain rapping ALL OUT OF FUEL ALL OUT"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"