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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."
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"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"
"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."
"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron"
"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."
"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab."
"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."
"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"