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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."
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"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."
"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."
"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."
"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."
"My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up? A reptile dysfunction"
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body But then my mother gave birth"
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"