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Joke of the Day

"Why are jewish potion makers all male? He brew"

"Its funny how chocolate can make your clothes shrink"

"Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each other? Because they were both stuck-up cunts."

"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""

"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"

"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""

"Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D ^(I feel dirty)"

"My girlfriend and I use ""laundry"" as a code-word for sex. Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him ""it's a big load""."

"How can the National Anthem be racist if?. The first words are, "" Jose can you see?"""

"What's black and is on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a housefire."