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Joke of the Day

"What's good on pizza, but not on pussy? crust."

"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."

"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"

"February 29th is just like a dead beat dad. It only shows up every four years."

"Being a vegetarian is a missed steak. That's the joke. Now, fuck off!"

"My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!!"

"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"

"Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?"

"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"

"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"